AISubs v3.7
(snoring)
So, this time,
Yes!
Huh? Nothing?
It suddenly starts like this.
Probably...
January 1st's video.
You're kidding! You're kidding, right?
I think it's different.
No, but...
There's a reason why this video has to be this one.
It's a lie.
I don't like that idea very much.
What?
That.
The first one is that idea, but I thought about it.
No, it's already the first one, so I don't like enthusiasm or anything like that.
It's embarrassing, on the contrary.
I get it.
You say it.
Huh?
You said it first!
Happy January 1st.
I'm Sashmitsu.
I'm Peppa.
January 1st is a perfect timing to start something.
Well, well, you're right.
You talk more than me.
(laughs)
I'm not a YouTuber.
You talk more than me.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
So!
I want to start something!
But I don't know what I want to start with.
I think there are people like me who are worried about that.
For those people, I have good news!
This time, these two people wrote me a lot of things on paper.
I'm going to randomly pick them out and do it for a year.
I really can't do it.
Tetsuya, you really don't have a YouTube channel, do you?
But you don't do anything like a diary or anything like that every day.
Sashmitsu said that if I did it, he would give me a million yen.
I said it, but I really don't think it's possible.
If you do it...
If you do it, I'll give you a million yen.
All right!
If you do it, I'll give you a million yen.
(laughs)
A million yen.
(laughs)
It's 500 yen.
500 yen.
(laughs)
Anyway, you'll know the results next January 1st.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's been a year of verification videos.
There are so many of them.
Can I just read it randomly?
There are a lot of them, so I'll introduce them for now.
Here you go!
Ouch!
(laughs)
You...
You can't do that.
You're too funny.
(laughs)
Oh, and...
I'll eliminate only the things you can't do.
Oh, that's fine at all.
Den!
Hands-on slippers.
What does this mean?
Slippers when you go out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is a maximum pressure video.
Maximum pressure...
Oh, this is a hand-on sandals.
You can do this.
Yeah, I think you can do it.
Ten!
Every day, face to face with my mom.
Good girl!
Sometimes I go to Tokyo for 2 or 3 days, so I have to call my mom.
Ah!
Ten!
When I go out, I wear a hat.
Wow, that's sober.
If you pull this out, I'll be wearing a hat at all events for the next year.
Ten!
Members and TV.
Wow!
As long as everyone doesn't ignore me.
It's a little annoying.
Ten!
Lifting!
Exercising is also important.
Yeah, I honestly want you to exercise.
You're not gonna keep doing this 200% of the time, are you?
I don't know about this at all.
Ten!
Every morning, exercising on the radio.
Yeah...
Well...
Yeah...
Ten!
Writing a diary!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
On January 1st of next year, you two can casually go out and read a diary.
Writing songs all day!
If you can do this, you're a musician from today!
You know, like "big, big, big, big camera".
Yeah, that's also a song.
Easy, right?
Ten!
365 days.
Writing today's first letter.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Is this a hobby?
If you can do this, it'll really feel good.
When you go "bwaah!"
Yeah, that might be good.
Ten!
Exercising only with your left arm!
What are you talking about?
Can't I exercise every day?
Yeah, if you're a YouTuber now, you might not be able to do regular exercise.
I've been doing this for a year now!
I don't like it!
This is making me sick!
Bwaah!
Ten!
300 times of "tsuburi"!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Come!
Selfies every day!
Wow, that's easy!
How much do you eat?
It's all low!
I don't eat at all!
You're such a pervert!
It's all low!
Let's put it back in its place.
So far, I've only been able to do what I think I can do.
I'd like to decide which one.
But I'm not sure about this box.
So I chose this box this time.
Bwaah!
All right, YouTube!
This box!
This is the lottery box!
I don't need it, so please put it away.
Bwaah!
Okay, like this.
Oh, oh, I see.
Oh, I can't open it!
All right, all right, all right!
All right, that's about it!
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Do you want me to put my hand in it?
Yeah.
Is that so?
Well, since we're at it, let's go cut it up.
Hmm...
This!
It's mixed up.
Here it is!
Not yet, not yet.
Oh!
I saw it.
Huh? Did you screw this up?
I didn't screw it up.
I'm not screwing it up because you're shaking it.
To be honest, you haven't seen what we just pulled out of it.
Uh...
I'll announce it.
Only my right arm is working out.
Hey!
You had your right arm, too.
I screwed it up, didn't I?
It's not like you're moving or anything.
It's like this over here.
For a year, only my right arm has been working out.
I've decided to do it.
365 days.
I'm going to do it properly.
I wonder what's going to happen.
I want to see myself like this.
I think it will continue.
I can't give you the results halfway through.
It's continuing.
It would be helpful if you could send me something like that.
It will be announced on January 1st, a year later.
And finally...
January 1st, 2017.
In order for you to see my right arm muscles.
Well, I'd like you to see my muscle training scenery and my current body.
I'd like to say goodbye.